Needless to say, the kite didn't fly. In fact it didn't even come close. The kite barely made it out of the back yard before it fell apart. I mean not only did the stick fall out but the entire tail section of the kite dislocated itself from the rest of the kite. Bogus. So we went back inside to find another kite.
We then decided to borrow this huge monstrous 3-D kite from my little bro. Colin. The kite was supposed to look like some kind of kid on a skateboard, but I thought it looked more like a pirate ship, whatever. The words "some assembly required" don't even begin to represent how difficult this thing was to put together. The entire kite came smashed in a tube that was about a yard long. It took entirely too long to put this kite together. Probably close to half and hour. That's way to long for kite assembly. Not only did it take way too long but it was not easy. I don't know how kids are supposed to be able to do that kind of stuff.
Anyway FF >>>>> now we're at the park and trying to get this kite up and things are not going well. We spent probably an hour on this kite and I think the longest it was ever in the air at one time was out 45 seconds. We tried everything to get the kite up and no success.
Now back to the title. That's how I felt, defeated. Usually I'm good at most things I do or even try. And I've had a lot of experience flying kites, I'm not exactly a kite rookie. But for some reason there was nothing I could do to get that blasted kite in the air. And Megan was great, she just laughed a little at the defeated look on my face and cheered me up with a hug. Oh well maybe next time I'll get a real kite. None of this 3-D or half circle junk, psh.
that's classic...i particularly love the FF>>>> and then back to the title...sounds strangely familiar...j/k but better luck next time...maybe you should get one of those kites that can lift houses up when they get off the ground.
ReplyDeleteAll I could think about while reading this was Charlie Brown, and how he could never fly a kite. Just sayin' is all. It's fine. I really hope that your Thomas the Tank Engine kite works a little bit better. I still have to try that one out. Amen.
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ReplyDeleteyou left out the part where we got fiberglass slivers from the little skater kid attachment that was supposed to go on the pirate ship...
ANYWAYS, it was totally fun anyways. I still believe in you even if you can't master a pirate kite. maybe skateboarding slash plundering isn't your strong point!